7 Conservative Alternatives to the Internet’s Most Popular Sites

ReaganBook — the pelvic girdle , societal - networkin ’ conservative ’s solution to Facebook that popped up not even a hebdomad ago — is dead . After being flooded with pornography and profanity of all sorts , the “ Facebook for Patriots ” was forced to shutter its doors . But do n’t occupy . There are still plenty of places where the net - minded neocons among us can feel right at home .

Here are some of the internet ’s foremost conservative alternatives to all your favorite websites . Know any we missed ? Let us know down below , associate .

Instead of Wikipedia:Conservapedia

Tagline : The trustworthy encyclopedia .

highlight : Essentially everything in the “ popular pages ” list is worth reading . But in particular , we advocate “ Barack Hussein Obama , ” “ Homosexuality , ” “ Worst College Majors , ” “ Evolution Liberalism , Atheism , and Irrationality , ” and last but certainly not least , “ Liberalism and Beastiality . ” There is a lot about beastiality .

Instead of OkCupid:The Atlasphere

Tagline : Connecting champion of The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged .

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You should adjoin me if you are a cheeseparing woman . If your word of honor are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord for the purpose of complement my tone of voice . If you ’ve seen the meatbot , the walk automaton , the pod - multitude , the dense , glazy - eyed substrate through which live organisms such as myself must get out to reach air and sunshine . If you ’ve make that if speech is to be view as a cognitive function , technically they are n’t speak , and you do n’t have to hear .

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Please note : If you ’re overweight , I wo n’t date you . If you believe in God , I wo n’t go out you . If you vote for Democrats , I wo n’t go out you .

Instead of Facebook:Tea Party Community

Tagline : The Tea Party Community is a conservative hub for sharing theme , unifying a movement and organizing strategies to keep the United States of America in her rightful piazza as the large nation on earth . “ We The People – Do n’t Tread on US ! ”

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Instead of Reddit:Ritely

Tagline : News for conservatives , news done mightily .

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Instead of The Onion:The People’s Cube

Tagline : We cure light liberalism with inviolable communism .

Instead of Snopes:Conservative Fact Check

Tagline : CFC is consecrate to provide a conservative option to enormously liberal - colored fact checking web site likesnopes.com , factcheck.org , andpolitifact.com .

highlight : All the # fact .