It ’s officially leaping , and that means fire pit season is just around the turning point ! Nothing like booze a beer in the backyard with some friends , while you gaze profoundly into terpsichore fire pondering your existence and the hereafter of mankind . Boy , do we havea special addition for you .

But a fireproof skull or six provide a Shakespearian — or just plain metallic element — vibration to your fervency Hell experience . These grownup - sized nogginsare made in Americaand designed to work with any propane or natural petrol fire pit . It ’s indecipherable how well they ’d hold up in a classical , country - style wood fire , although the seller on Amazon claims that the skulls are made of the same “ type of ceramic material that NASA utilise to test rocket engines on ” and can stand firm temperature up to 3000 - level Fahrenheit . They ’re also heavy enough to withstand lead gusts , which is always a dainty feature on any fire - relate item , and they ’ll also work in gas fireplaces .

You really have to see these skull to believe them . opine what playfulness it would be if you take in some friends over , get out off the fire Inferno covering , and then confessed to being a sequential killer — although obviously you would explicate that you ’re not really a serial grampus , just a lover of all thing gruesome . The overall effectis creepy as sin .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

Now listen to this party idea : you call up some bud , swallow up the skull in lava rocks , and then when you go to stir the fire , this mother fucker pops up :

Except you do n’t excuse it or even remark it , then wait to see which of your friends run for the woods first .

The simulated human skull fire logs are an expensive indulgence . Each onewill be you $ 65 , although you’re able to alsobuy a three - plurality for $ 190 . They also come in dark , brown , white , and “ aged dark grey skull . ”

William Duplessie

[ Formation CreationviaLaughing Squid ]

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