Beware the 2000 Time Bomb

Go tell it on the passel : The Y2 K banking computer glitch will wreak about screwy traffic lights , a world brownout and ( mayhap ) the return of Christ . Oh those silly profiteering televangelist !

I have a possibility . Bear with me now . Okay , ready ? I guess that televangelist of the late 1990s actually wanted the humankind to end . Or they require everyone to retrieve the world was go to end . In which case , they thought that everyone might eventually fuck they were faulty . If that was going to be the case , then they had to trade a whole lot of tapes before the end of the 1999 calendar year .

The 2000 Time Bomb is an informational video recording from the Jack Van Impe Ministries . I find it kind of scary . Almost as shuddery as this announcer . Is the woman he ’s talking to really named Rexella ? Where are we ? I ’m confused . And frighten . He ’s secern me that this is my last fortune … to purchase this video . He ’s “ almost ” sorry about that . You see , the public is about to terminate , and once it ends , no one will have a videocassette recorder . Right ? Right . Scary ? Yes . That is why I must do what he say . It ’s been a decade , yes , but I still think he might be onto something . He listens to secular expert ! He ’s reckon out that Y2 K has united all humans against one common adversary , more than ever before in human history . Wow . But what was the opposer ? Strings of messy binary code ? What is going on ? I have a headache now .

Okay , what I learned from this clip is that the Millennium Bug jeopardizes our living in ways never imagined . Like , apparently , it may cause us to have to bang the sink hooter in order for urine to do out . Not to be an alarmist , but this is really happening to me justly now in Brooklyn . I ’ve see the enemy , my friends ! It ’s the same foeman that may make traffic brightness go rogue . And people will slow up down and then stop and then go , just like they would with veritable dealings lights , but quicker . Oh … declare on , I ’m follow more . Oh . It ’s all about Christ ’s glorious return . That or $ 24.95 plus cargo ships and handling .

Speaking of money , the televangelists were n’t the only ones trying to hinge upon the Y2 K train . Ever hear of a gentleman by the name of Leonard Nimoy ? Well , he ’s afraid for you — and for elevators , airplanes , telephones and do n’t get him start out on nuclear power plants — in the coming yr , 2000 .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL5Yu3Ub9nA

Family Residence Damage Tornado Stlois