CongratulationsOnce Upon A Time, you have created the most horrifying character in the universe

Last Nox Once Upon A Time centered its plot line around a fully wooden grown - up Pinocchio . See , after he was done having sex and drinking in Phuket ( something only rotten the great unwashed do ) Pinocchio ’s curse take in up to him , and now he is a fauna that is ENTIRELY MADE OUT OF woods . There are no words , there is only awful , terrible CG video that you have to view right now . gravely , somebody needs to tell ABC what wood expect like .

Spoilers ahead …

This was yet another Once sequence where the flashbacks were coiffure totally in the “ literal domain ” ( yes the same real reality where wooden men with wooden beard wear tank height over their wooden torsos , on a show for adult ) . in person , I regain the flashbacks boundlessly more pleasurable when they are plant in this so called genuine creation . In this flashback in Hong Kong , we find Pinocchio create a deal with a dragon for sorcerous juice that will plough him back into a material son . There he conform to Neal ’s groom-to-be ( Tamara ) who is NOT Tiger Lily ( maybe ) but is one crazy witch with a taser .

Note that this lady kill two people with this taser . It ’s hilarious .

Also Tamara lady is on the Q.T. knocking flush with Owen , who finally came out to Regina as his real identity after she guessed it . That was a good moment and I seem forward to another showdown between these two in the hereafter . Where is Owen ’s Dad ? LOL I do n’t care because there ’s an giant wooden tool with the weird neck I ’ve ever seen , running around in a leather jacket .

Tamara kills Pinocchio before he can warn Emma of her plan to slip all the magic from townspeople . At some point while Pinocchio is gasping his last bit of air as a life sizing wooden sex doll ( badly , he take a breath — is n’t he MADE OUT OF WOOD ? How do you kill something MADE OUT OF WOOD ! ! ? ? ) he whine out some sort of warning . No one understands , but Emma does say “ I will not let his last act die in vain ” and the corporate American audience does a spit - take . Pinocchio die , and then turns into the creepy ginger son from the origin . Thus making Emma ’s obsession with him moderately disgusting and destroy any hazard of seeing Eion Bailey on this show again .

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