Cybiko: “Make for Happy Best Time!!!!”

Oh oh Cybiko ! Presumably born of an unlawful marriage between a walkie - talkie and a Palm Pilot , this 2000 - earned run average gadget was for kids who wanted to send messages to nearby booster . But could it also make gentleman’s gentleman vertical and cows flatulent ?

The Cybiko , which was introduce in 2000 , was an antenna’d hand-held widget that could send messages via tuner waves to other twist - user within a 300 - meter spoke . Ha ha ha : Why would anyone want to send a non - verbal substance to someone so darn close to them ? That would be , like , IM - ing someone who sit near me in an role . Ridiculous . I almost never do that . Twice a twenty-four hour period , tops .

In the UK and the US , the Cybiko was marketed as a form of Baby ’s First PDA : In addition to using it to confab with nearby friends , it could be used to play games or as a figurer and to have what promise to be an uncontrollable amount of fun . It seems that in Asia , however , the market was slightly older . Nipponese users were promised a little bit more than just sport : Namely , the ability to make cows fart out words , toss off hands out of man ’s bosom boxershorts , and , overall , have yourself a “ happy best prison term . ”