The French always got ta be one upping America . We declare independence and throw tea in a harbor as a halfway finger to the mogul . They revolt and behead their king . We excogitate quick food . They invent chocolate croissants . We eject thebest seasonof Game of Thrones yet ( with some help from the John Bull ) . They release a … Game of Thrones Xbox One .
The shit browned Xbox One is being given away as part of a sweepstakes in France . Sure , it would appear posh sitting on a shelf in Cersei Lannister ’s boudoir . The special edition await sort of like Cersei got drunk on garbage wine , carve a fancy wooden loge , and inexplicably slapped some Xbox labels on it . Of naturally , the console table is start to look thirty kinds of gawdy baby-sit in the living room of the lucky French Xbox devotee who pull ahead it .
And you know what is n’t cool — besides the ignominious attempt at capitalizing on a megatrend ? That fucknut coronate the Xbox One is rock . Is that a grip for when you throw away it at peasant ? A cradle to hold the monumental nutsack you ’d have to be for showing this off in your living room ?
We do n’t bang !
If you ’re still looking at it and thinking , “ Man I need to hop on the Game of Thrones gravy train so bad I ’ll forever link up it to my every gambling whim , ” then go put down the sweepstakes on Xbox France’sInstagram , Twitter , orFacebookaccounts .
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