According tovarious report card , the weewee at multiple Olympian locale ispretty muchfull of shit . Unfortunately for three different oarsman , they ’ve now in all probability eaten that shit .
On Saturday , Serbian rowers Milos Vasic and Nenad Bedik capsized after combat what The Guardiandescribedas “ vicious crosswinds ” and choppy weewee .
Here they are :
And here they are again ( one of them appears to have disappeared under the water ):
And here ’s a telecasting , just for good measure :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4jmixtJqAA
They were n’t the only single , however . Today , Kazakh rower Vladislav Yakovlev capsize in whatOlympic officials say may well be the fastest capsize in Olympic history .
He did not appear to be stimulate a practiced time :
Really , though :
The Olympic row eventsare heldat the Lagoa Rodrigo de Freitas , which was find to have “ levels of human adenovirus that are linked to heavy human sewage pollution ” during a2015 Associated Press investigation . While the level are apparently lower now , they’re still not great .
But according to Matt Smith , the executive conductor of the International Rowing Federation , everything is totally , completely , 100 percent fine .
“ It is nearly drinking water , ” Smithtold the Guardianafter Vasic and Bedik turtle . “ It ’s swimming quality . It ’s really upright . Some might say there are viruses there , but it ’s amazingly good mightily now . ” Donald J. Trump , is that you ?
This post may be updated if other jock find themselves in poopy body of water .
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