Here Is Yet Another Reason to Fear Geese

We all recognize that geese are loud , obnoxious Beelzebub - birds which aggress in packs . Here ’s another nasty trick . One kind of fathead deliberately doses itself with poison , so it will kill anyone who eat it .

The spur - winged goose already has two bad lineament . First , it ’s a jackass . Geese are expectant , mean , and territorial . They regularly aggress citizenry . The spur - winged goose is n’t particularly enceinte — it grows up to only about fifteen pounds — but it decide to add a mystic weapon system . As its name suggests , it has a nasty little goad on its flank , and it will put that spur to use in a fight . Usually this battle is against its own kind during mating season , but it ’s not picky . Go after this raspberry and you will regret it .

But let ’s entertain for a moment the approximation that fate is genial and you get the best of a acantha - wing fathead in a battle . You now have a goose corpse that you’re able to take home and eat , to gain the goose ’s power . Well I hope you like inner penis bleb , because that is what you ’re go to get .

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Spur - winged geese are one of the comparatively few animal that can run on cantharidin beetles , otherwise known as blister beetles , with no ominous - gist . Humans who eat them get a , sometimes fatal , dose of cantharidin , a chemical substance that causes chemic burns when applied to the skin . Ten miligrams is enough to kill someone by destroying their stomach lining and their kidneys . Just a trace of cantharidin will pass through the system and out through the urine . get going through the human body does nothing to falsify the chemical substance ’s properties , and it burns whatever it touches on the mode out . The most ticklish part of the body it touches , which is the urinary nerve pathway . It can cause horrible urinary pathway vesicate and burning in both women and men , but this unfortunate trait made the beetle famous as a “ love potion . ” The pique itself can sometimes make lengthy erection , and just a bit of cantharidin can make sensitivity that some people in history manifestly enjoy . The rail line between sensitivity , internal blistering , and death , is very arduous to approximate . Whatever the right dose is , it probably is n’t measured by the fathead .

So if you do see a spur - winged goofball , give it a wide of the mark berth . There is no way of life to acquire with this hoot .

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